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Vandalized Infographic-8923-02, directly correlated with 25 new SCP-8923-01 Instances at Site ██

Item #: SCP-8923

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Annual exams are required to test for SCP-8923, regardless of how "humiliated" personnel may feel.

SCP-8923-01 instances are to be contained in standard humanoid containment cells with soundproof lining capable of muffling 20 db. Automatic sound sensors are required to be tuned to 5 db, triggering Class A Amnestic to be dispensed via ventilation.

Every week, instances should be provided 60-100 color dot sticker sheet, and standard rations daily. Felted uniforms should be dispensed yearly.

Perfectly tessellating patterns should be removed from any SCP-8923-01's containment area, including ventilation grates and woven clothing.

All Foundation Sites are now required to post Infographic-8923-03 at eye level, unobstructed, in a high traffic area accessible to all personnel.

High traffic areas may include break rooms, common rooms, or cafeterias.

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ATTENTION
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If you, or a peer, see noise or strange symbols, or if you've

  • Acquired like for jazz music recently
  • Acquired dislike for pop music recently
  • Felt uneasy on checkered surfaces
  • Found shapes/symbols in clouds
  • Heard singing/voices in static

REPORT TO AMNESTICS IMMEDIATELY.
For more information on your local amnestics division, symptoms of SCP-8923 and more:
[QR CODE]
or scp.wiki.com
Reminder: Failure to do so risks containment breach. Vandalism of this poster is grounds for disciplinary action. Please report any errant markings on this poster.


Description:

SCP-8923 is a contagious cognitohazard which affects primarily humans. Organisms who have strong pattern recognition, such as chimpanzees, dogs, cats, elephants and pigs are not affected. Parrots, crows, and one raven have been infected with SCP-8923-01. All animal instances of SCP-8923-01 after testing are to be euthanized.

SCP-8923 renders the perception of affected individuals to 'flip' noise and patterns. The importance of seemingly random, anisotropic stimuli increases, while interest in patterns lowers. SCP-8923 progresses in 5 stages.

Stage 1:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Common Symptoms:

  • Seeing patterns/shapes in clouds.
  • Acquiring tastes for jazz, or dislike for pop music
  • Messy, disheveled work areas
  • Seeing 'haziness' around normal shapes.
  • Humming
  • Persistent 'Earworms'

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Class A Amnestics to be immediately dispensed (within 60 seconds of infection) or
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Class B Amnestics to be taken orally for 1 week after symptoms appear

Stage 2:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Common Symptoms:

  • Mistaking normal shapes with complex shapes
  • Hearing voices/sounds in static
  • Fixating on irrational numbers
  • Dislike/distrust of checkered surfaces
  • Involuntarily singing/humming jazzy, syncopated tunes
  • Difficulty reading

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Class B Amnestics to be taken orally for 2 weeks after symptoms appear

Stage 3:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ At Stage 3, individuals are designated SCP-8923-01, and to be considered highly contagious.
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Common symptoms:

  • Singing/humming poly-rhythmically or in odd time signatures (ei. 5/4, 7/8, 17/4, 29/4)
  • Difficulty forming long sentences
  • Impulsive behavior
  • Compulsive un-organizing
  • Avoidance of platonic solids

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Class C Amnestics ineffective. Testing with Amnestics D-F currently are lethal

Stage 4:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ SCP-8923-01 show no signs of mental distress and attempt to continue their routine activities.
‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Common Symptoms:

  • Speaking in random word order
  • Ignoring/not understanding instructions
  • Ignoring cries of help from loved ones
  • Babbling/speaking in tongues
  • Singing/humming arrhythmic, poly-rhythmic tunes
  • Wandering

Stage 5:

‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ ‏‏‎ Common Symptoms:

  • Struggling to navigate physical space without 'randomly' patterned surfaces
  • Causing intentional messes, rearranging furniture to be off angle, etc
  • Staring into TV-static
  • Reciting PI, irrational, or anisotropic numbers
  • Jerking/nervous tics
  • Sleeping intermittently
  • Trying to remove/destroy vents and grates
  • Inability to speak coherently

"… ta ree- fame. Truth is, any arrangement of words is just as likely as any other. Train wallow, gree- lee bo…"
- SCP-8923-01 Instance

  • Very rarely speaking coherently
  • Picking apart clothing, pulling at threads
  • Extreme avoidance of patterns

SCP-8923 spreads when an instance of SCP-8923-01 sings, regardless of tone, pitch, or tune. Listeners who are within eyesight of SCP-8923 are infected 99.9%. The listener may be in another room, building, or dimension, at a rate of 87.4% SCP-8923 is transmitted if the audio is "live". The singer during this time shows no anomalous properties, and recordings of singing are non-anomalous. SCP-8923 may also spread through poetry, recited prose, or screaming, though listeners are only 45.5% likely to contract SCP-8923 through non-melodic audio.

Experiment 8923-01: Reaction to Auditory Stimuli

Stimuli

Recorded Behavior between SCP-8923-01

Igor Stravinsky's "The Owl and the Pussy Cat"

Cessation of all activity, transfixing on audio, cessation of blinking

The Beatles "Let it Be"

Instances covered ears, screaming, one instance ██████ █████ ████ ███

Henry Cowell's "Mosaic Quartet (String Quartet No. 3, 1934)"

Pacing, wandering, covering ears

Dizzy Gillespie's "Salt Peanut"

Engrossed, except for chorus. Chorus caused instances to shiver violently.

Experiment 8923-02: Reaction to Visual Stimuli

Stimuli

Recorded Behavior between SCP-8923-01

Paul Jackson Pollock's "Number 30 (Autumn Rhythm)"

Avoidance

Lava Lamp

Staring, experiment ended early when instances attempted to drink fluid.

Television Static

Staring. Heart rate slowed to ~50 BPM. Instances grew aggressive when researchers ended experiment.

"Popcorn" wall

Staring. Heart rate slowed to ~50 BPM.

PRNG Sequence (Read Aloud)

"Cycling" between fixation and avoidance. More testing needed.

You like jazz? You might want to head to amnestics, just to be sure.