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SCP-9118

What the Smoke Wants

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Item#: 9118

Level2

Containment Class:

euclid

Secondary Class:

none

Disruption Class:

vlam

Risk Class:

warning

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Enzo Ferrari and associates involved in the creation and maintenance of SCP-9118.


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9118 is to be stored in a standard anomalous document sleeve within a humidity-controlled, fire-resistant small item locker at Site-██. Removal requires written authorization from two senior staff members, at least one of whom must hold Level 4 clearance. Personnel with documented financial interests in professional motorsport or the tobacco industry are ineligible for assignment to this caseload.

Containment of SCP-9118-1 is not currently feasible. Active protocol is limited to prevention of pact reactivation.

All Philip Morris International executives listed in Appendix C are subject to ongoing passive surveillance. Any attempt to initiate, negotiate, or renew a tobacco sponsorship arrangement with Ferrari S.p.A., Scuderia Ferrari, or any affiliated entity is to be interdicted using cover story Gamma-7 Eleven such interdictions have been completed as of this revision.


Description: SCP-9118 is a thaumaturgically active contractual document. It is written on vellum in a combination of standard Italian and a partially deciphered thaumaturgic notation derived from an Etruscan-adjacent script. The document bears two signatures. The first has been confirmed by forensic analysis as belonging to Enzo Anselmo Ferrari (1898-1988). The second consists of a symbol recurring throughout the body of the document and is attributed to SCP-9118-1. Ferrari's signature is composed of human blood. The countersignature is composed of tar, cigarette ash, and an unknown organic compound. SCP-9118 was recovered in 1987 during a Foundation operation in Maranello, Italy, unrelated to the anomaly.

SCP-9118-1 is a paraconscious egregoric entity. It does not occupy a fixed physical location and is not amenable to standard containment procedures. SCP-9118-1 is not sentient in any conventional sense. SCP-9118-1 exists to fulfill a single iterative function and will continue to do so indefinitely without external direction.

SCP-9118-1 sustains itself through witnessed iconography, namely the display of tobacco branding before large assembled audiences. The effect scales with audience size. A single Formula One race seen by 80 to 150 million viewers provide SCP-9118-1 with energetic input the Foundation's models estimate as equivalent to fourteen to eighteen months of ambient accumulation from standard commercial advertising.

SCP-9118-1 has not received sustained witness iconography since 2008. Foundation models indicated that SCP-9118-1 has been in progressive energetic decline since that date.


Addendum A: Recovery and Translation

Recovery

SCP-9118 was recovered on 11/03/1987 during Foundation operation CERCHIO CHIUSO, a raid on a private residence in Maranello, Emilia-Romagna, Italy. The residence belonged to ████ ███████, a former administrative employee of Ferrari S.p.A. The subject was not present at the time of the raid and has not been subsequently located.

Anomalous properties were identified on-site by an attending field agent, who noted that the document's notation system did not correspond to any known legal or notarial format and that the countersignature ink produced an anomalous thermal reading on standard equipment. SCP-9118 was immediately quarantined and transferred to Site-██ for analysis. It was assigned its current designation within the month.

Translation

Full translation was completed on 11/11/1996 by Foundation thaumaturgic linguist Dr. ███ ████████. The process required twenty-six months with three clauses still being contested and one remaining wholly untranslated. Passages in italics represent the thaumaturgic notation sections. The untranslated clause is represented by ~~~.

Agreement of Consideration and Performance

This agreement is entered into between the party of the first part (hereafter: the Stable; the Horse; the Name) and the party of the second part (hereafter: the Smoke; the Witness; the Hunger).

The party of the first part shall display the iconography of the party of the second part upon all competing vehicles, visibly and continuously, for the duration of each sanctioned competitive event, before an assembled audience of sufficient scale.

In return, the party of the first part shall field motor racing vehicles of preternaturally competitive performance. This consideration shall be withdrawn immediately and without notice upon cessation of witness iconography. Partial satisfaction of this condition is recognized and shall be rewarded thusly in turn.

The party of the first part shall have no recourse, appeal, or remedy under natural law. This agreement is binding in perpetuity upon the enterprise of the Stable, irrespective of changes in ownership, personnel, or commercial structure. The Horse runs under the Name as long as the Smoke billows off its back.


[Ferrari signature - human blood]

[SCP-9118-1 countersignature - tar, ash, unidentified organic compound]

Enzo Ferrari is not believed to have understood the thaumaturgic nature of the agreement he signed. He died on 14 August 1988 before it could be broken.

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**Addendum B: Association with Marlboro**

The following documents were obtained via Foundation surveillance of Philip Morris International internal communications. Identifying information has been redacted per standard protocol.

**Document B-1**
**Origin:** Philip Morris Italia S.p.A., internal memorandum
**Date:** 14/02/1974

TO: All staff, Special Accounts Division
FROM: Director, Special Accounts Division
RE: The Ferrari Account

Effective immediately, the Ferrari account is to be administered exclusively by those working in Special Accounts and is not subject to standard audit, review, or renegotiation procedures. Enquiries from outside this division regarding the Ferrari account are to be directed to the undersigned.

New staff should be aware that the Ferrari account predates the current sponsorship structure and operates under terms that are not comparable to any other account in our portfolio. The terms are fixed. They are not to be modified.

Further questions regarding the nature of the arrangement are to be directed to the undersigned.

**Document B-2**
**Origin:** Philip Morris International, internal memorandum
**Date:** 03/11/1986

TO: Director, Special Accounts Division
FROM: ████ ████████, Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
RE: 1986 Season Review

Scuderia Ferrari secured the Constructors' Championship and Drivers' Championship in the current season. Iconography compliance was maintained at 100% across all race weekends. No deviations were recorded.

No action is required at this time.

**Document B-3**
**Origin:** Philip Morris International, internal HR communication
**Date:** 07/01/1996

TO: ████ █████████, incoming Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
FROM: ████ ████████, outgoing Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
RE: Account handover notes

The Ferrari account does not operate under standard performance metrics, benchmarking tools, or renegotiation. Do not attempt to apply them!

If asked by colleagues outside this division why the account has never been renegotiated, refer them to the Director.

You will find in the account file a document predating the current sponsorship structure. It is written in a language you will not recognize. Do not attempt to have it translated or otherwise remove it from the file.

**Document B-4**
**Origin:** Philip Morris International, internal email chain
**Date:** 19/09/2001

FROM: ████ ████████, Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
TO: ████ █████, Legal, Sponsorship Compliance
RE: Proposed barcode design: compliance query

I need a definitive answer before I can escalate. Does the barcode design satisfy our obligations under the arrangement or does it not?

FROM: ████ █████, Legal, Sponsorship Compliance
TO: ████ ████████, Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
RE:RE: Proposed barcode design: compliance query

Having reviewed the arrangement documentation: the operative clause requires the iconography to be witnessed. The barcode will be visible on the car. Whether visibility constitutes compliance in the relevant sense is outside the scope of what I can advise on.

FROM: ████ ████████, Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
TO: ████ █████, Legal, Sponsorship Compliance
RE: RE: RE: Proposed barcode design: compliance query

Noted. We are proceeding with the barcode design.

**Document B-5**
**Origin:** Philip Morris International, internal memorandum
**Date:** 31/12/2004

TO: Director, Special Accounts Division
FROM: ████ ████████, Senior Liaison, Ferrari Account
RE: EU Directive 2003/33/EC and implications for the arrangement

Full iconography compliance will not be possible at European race venues after 31 July 2005. The barcode design has been approved as a partial measure pending further review.

For the record, I would like it noted that in the twenty-eight years administering this account the withdrawal clause has never been tested. I am not able to advise on the likely outcome of partial compliance. I have requested that Legal review the relevant clause. Legal has indicated they are unable to assist.

I would like my reservations regarding the barcode design noted in the file.

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**Addendum C: Monitoring Results 2005–2008**

The following documents are internal Foundation communications from the monitoring period following the EU tobacco advertising ban.

**Document C-1**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 18/10/2005
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: SCP-9118, 2005 season

Ferrari have not won a competitive race since the advertising ban came into effect. Their only victory this season was at the United States Grand Prix, a race in which only six of twenty cars competed after a tire supplier withdrew their clients on safety grounds. It does not resemble a competitive win.

They have finished third in the constructors' standings.
Their worst result in a decade.

I am formally recommending this be logged as an activation event.

TO: Agent Simon Mansell
FROM: Site Director Webb
RE:RE: SCP-9118, 2005 season
Noted. Continue monitoring.

**Document C-2**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 25/10/2006
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: SCP-9118, 2006 season

Ferrari finished second. Five points behind the champions. The barcode design was displayed throughout the season.

Performance has partially recovered relative to 2005. Full recovery has not occurred. This is consistent with partial iconography producing partial benefit.

**Document C-3**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 22/10/2007
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: SCP-9118, 2007 season

Ferrari won both championships. The barcode was displayed at every race.

The partial compliance model holds. I noted this outcome in Document C-1.

**Document C-4**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 04/11/2008
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: SCP-9118, 2008 season and barcode ruling

Ferrari won eight races and secured the constructor's championship. Their lead driver lost the drivers' title by one point, on the final lap of the final race.

The governing body at the FIA have ruled the barcode design illegal. It has been removed. There is no longer any Marlboro iconography of any kind on the Ferrari cars.

I am requesting this be logged as a full invocation of the withdrawal clause.

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**Addendum D: Subsequent Results and Current Assessment**

The following table documents Ferrari's Formula One Drivers' Championship results from 2009 to 2022. In Formula One, drivers compete across a season of races to accumulate points. The driver with the most points at the end of the
season wins the championship. The points gap column reflects the difference between Ferrari's lead driver and the eventual champion at the end of each season.

Season

Ferrari Lead Driver

Final Position

Points Gap to Champion

Notes

2009

Räikkönen

6th

-47

N/A

2010

Alonso

2nd

-4

Lost title to Vettel (Red Bull) at the final race.

2011

Alonso

4th

-135

N/A

2012

Alonso

2nd

-3

Lost title to Vettel (Red Bull) at the final race.

2013

Alonso

2nd

-155

N/A

2014

Alonso

6th

-223

Ferrari failed to win a race for the first time since 1993.

2015

Vettel

3rd

-103

N/A

2016

Vettel

4th

-173

Ferrari failed to win a race.

2017

Vettel

2nd

-46

Vettel led the championship until Race 12 of 20.

2018

Vettel

2nd

-88

Vettel led the championship until Race 5 of 21.

2019

Leclerc

4th

-149

N/A

2020

Leclerc

8th

-249

Worst individual driver result since 1992.

2021

Leclerc

7th

-236

N/A

2022

Leclerc

2nd

-146

See Document D-2.

**Document D-1**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 14/11/2021
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: SCP-9118, pattern note

Attention should be drawn to 2010, 2012, 2017, and 2018.

In each instance of Ferrari mounting a championship challenge it collapses in the second half of the season under circumstances that, individually, are unremarkable. A retirement here. A strategy error there. A mechanical failure at the wrong moment.

But these are all signifiers of SCP-9118 activation when the larger pattern is built out.

I am requesting elevated monitoring for the 2022 season.

TO: Site Director Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE: RE: SCP-9118, pattern note

Approved

**Document D-2**
**Origin:** Foundation internal memorandum
**Date:** 28/11/2022
**Author:** Agent Simon Mansell, MTF Delta-5 ("Front Runners")

TO: Site Director Marcus Webb
FROM: Agent Simon Mansell
RE:SCP-9118, 2022 Season

Ferrari began 2022 with their most competitive car in fourteen years. Their lead driver won the opening race and led the championship for the first third of the season.

The following occurred between Round 8 and the end of the year.

**Round 8:** Leclerc retired from the lead with an engine failure on lap 21. No mechanical cause consistent with the failure mode was identified post-race.

**Round 12:** Leclerc led the race from the start and spun into the barriers on lap 18. He made no contact with another car. No mechanical cause was identified.

**Round 13:** Ferrari brought Leclerc in for a tire change under a safety car and fitted the wrong compound. He finished sixth. The team acknowledged the error.

**Round 15:** Ferrari left Leclerc on deteriorating tires under a safety car while competitors changed to fresh tires. He finished fourth. The team acknowledged the error.

**Round 18:** Ferrari were eliminated from championship contention. Leclerc finished second on the road, then received a time penalty that dropped him to third.

Ferrari finished second in both championships. Leclerc lost the title by 146 points.

During the post-race debrief following Round 8, a Ferrari garage technician was found unresponsive in one of the bays in the pitlane. He was pronounced dead at scene. Cause of death was recorded by local authorities as cardiac arrest. At 34 years old he had no prior history of cardiac events. Toxicology returned no findings of note, with the exception of nicotine levels consistent with heavy long-term smoking.

I am recommending the untranslated clause be treated as an active containment priority.

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**Addendum E: Marshall, Carter and Dark, Intercepted Correspondence, 2023**

The following document was recovered during routine Foundation surveillance of Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd. communications on ██/██/2023.

**Document E-1**
**Origin:** Marshall, Carter and Dark Ltd., internal
correspondence
**Date:** ██/██/2023

TO: Acquisitions, European Division
FROM: ████ ████████, Senior Associate
RE: Asset assessment: egregoric entity, Italian origin

The entity accreted during the mid-twentieth century from mass ritualistic behaviour associated with tobacco consumption. It operated under a binding thaumaturgic agreement with an Italian motor racing enterprise from approximately 1955 until 2008, during which it fed on broadcast spectatorship of tens of millions per event.

The agreement lapsed due to regulatory pressure. The entity has been in a state of deprivation since 2008. Foundation containment has been focused entirely on preventing reactivation of the original agreement.

This is a mistake on their part.

The entity does not require tobacco. It requires witnessed iconography before a sufficiently large audience. Tobacco was the vehicle available to it in 1955. It is not the only vehicle available now. With fifteen years of deprivation it will accept almost any arrangement at this point. This mechanism does not distinguish between products.

The global pharmaceutical market is worth approximately $1.4 trillion. To have market dominance in any major therapeutic category (cardiovascular, oncological, neurological, psychiatric, etc.) represents returns that trump anything the tobacco industry has achieved.

We are proposing making drugs that produce an anomalous level of dependency. A patient who requires a drug to function is a patient who will pay any price, accept any side effect, endure any shortage.

Projected client interest includes but is not limited to:

-Three of the five largest pharmaceutical corporations by market capitalisation
-Two state-adjacent sovereign wealth funds with significant pharmaceutical holdings
-One private equity consortium currently acquiring regional hospital networks across fourteen countries

Anomalous withdrawal at population scale is not fully modelled. Client-side liability.

We are recommending acquisition assessment be elevated to active status. A representative has been dispatched.