Leopold Kronecker.
Item #: SCP-2062
SCP-2062 also affects any article labelled with the following code.
**Object Class:** KroneckerSCP-2062 does not affect the actual subject of any documentation, only the documentation itself.
Die ganzen Zahlen hat der liebe Gott gemacht, alles andere ist Menschenwerk.
God made the integers, all else is the work of man.